greg
the low quality chicken · currently being held hostage
in a world of 4k and 8k, one thing is still 144p.
he is trying to find his place in it.
quality: 144p
feed that did not reach greg: 0
time you have waited here for valve to fix the anticheat: 0s
anticheat status: not fixed
$greg is a meme coin on solana. this is the contract address. check every character before you use it.
utility: none
roadmap: find corn
team: one chicken, 144p
meme coin. not financial advice. you can lose everything you put in. greg has no utility and no corn. the coin is not affiliated with valve, counter-strike, or the author of the reddit post.
your weekly drop is ready. you can only carry one. choose.
the world upscaled. nobody told greg. he is trying to find a place in it.
maybe ai can help. everyone says ai can help.
viewers: 1 (you) ยท bitrate: 12 kbps
greg is standing.
dear valve,
i got an egg in a weekly drop. i hatched it. his name is greg.
then feed became a thing. feed or a case. i can only carry one.
6,405 hours. no faith left.
if you want him to live, fix the game.
greg's not real, i know.
neither is your anticheat.
— a concerned player
click where you want to throw. hit greg to feed him.
throws: 0 ยท hits: 0
20 seconds. click greg when he shows up. do not click the empty holes.
pick one. greg has already picked.
greg ai can make mistakes. greg ai can only make mistakes.
upload a photo. it will be lowered to greg quality. the photo never leaves your browser.
we, the undersigned, ask valve to fix the anticheat so greg can eat.
signatures: 0 / 1 needed
name: greg
objective: to find a place in a world that upscaled without me.
resolution: 144p
current position: hostage (full time, unpaid, unfed)
previous position: chicken on a map. got walked past a lot.
skills: standing. looking at the camera. bok.
weaknesses: pixels. corn that misses.
salary expectation: one (1) corn
references: not real. neither is your anticheat.
update 1.0.5
added a chicken photo booth. anticheat scheduled for later.
update 1.0.4
anticheat improvements. (no changes.)
update 1.0.3
fixed a bug where greg could be fed. this was never possible. fixed anyway.
update 1.0.2
reduced greg's resolution for performance. performance did not improve.
update 1.0.1
feed now takes both loot slots. you are welcome.
update 1.0.0
greg is hungry.
known issues
cheaters. greg's hunger. this list.
no mail is actually sent. greg does not have an inbox. greg does not have hands.
everyone is tied for first. everyone is tied for last.
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